Sep 30, 2022 | Brad Scherer | 565 views
U13 REP Roster Is Rockin
After a grueling week of tryouts, the U13 Rep teams roster is set and ready for all comers. When interviewing coach Mike K he said, these boys look good, i just wish I knew all their names" Coach Jeff M was quoted saying "hey bro wheres the beach" coach Scott G was quoted saying "these parents seem nice".
the line up is as follows, On defense Hailing from Falkland Ontario Evan the eliminator M. this kid doesn't mess around he's so mean he may have to have his own dressing room with a lock on it before letting him lose. Also on defense is Noah no baloney B, this kid takes no Baloney from anyone, he's big he's strong and hes ready. Also patrolling the blue line for the paris boys this year is new comer 6'5 235lb Will D. This kid was stolen from Brantford minor hockey and what a steal it was!! Some folks compare his play to Zdeno Chara in his prime, no one goes near this kid hes so tough. This kid loves paris so much he went out and got a wolf pack tattoo on his chest. Rounding out he defense a young man who needs no introduction the one the only Tyyyyyyyyyy S. After a two year hiatus due to minor league professional baseball he's back baby. and the Paris fans are loving it! although hes currently being scouted by the new york Yankees he's going to continue with hockey as well, he's a two sport athlete with many people comparing him to Bo Jackson. Next on to the forwards.Up front this year we have a mix of grizzled vets and new blood. Rookie sensation Jarred the flower R plays similar to Guy Lafleur, but doesn't smoke nearly as much. some say his rookie card will be worth 6 figures after this year!
Another Rookie standout is Fin the shark K. this kid stalks the front of the net and goes for the kill on any rebounds!! Also up front are 5 kids from the dreaded the feared Hillside gang!!! First up is Owen spanky W, this kid is a bulldozer out there, nothing can stop him once he gets rolling, he's like a freight train! The second hillside gang member is Hayden Sparkplug S. this kid is like lightning out there, a streak i tell you. Rumor has it his old man use to be a speed demon himself. The last two from the Hillside gang are Tallen Dangles P and Andrew fireball G. Tallen will be relied on heavily for his offense and leadership. this kid has more moves than a rattle snake i tell you. Andrew will be in a similar position being relied on for his leadership his size his skill strength and knowledge, this kids hockey IQ is off the charts! Also up front are veterans Rowan Madog M, Eric the flying squirrel B and Jameson the flash A. Rowan is coming of a sensational season where he lead the federal league in scoring, this kids moves are so sick he has his own sponsored youtube channel with all his deeks on it. the kids hands are so awesome its like he soaks them in palmolive before every game. Eric is another returning vet and member of the feared hillside gang, who can absolutely fly out there. he's here he's there, he's everywhere! And talk about a coachable kid, its yes sir no sir with everything when talking to this kid what manners! Rounding out he forwards is none other than veteran sensation Jameson the rocket the flash call him what you may but the fastest of the fast!!! the kids such a speed freak he's an international champion dirt bike racer. whats that tell ya for a need for speed. this kid is the most coachable kid you'll ever see as well, he plays wherever he's needed, he'd even drive the zamboni to help his team get the w. between the pipes this year we have two new commers to Paris! first off is Dante the wall P. this kid stops everything, nothing gets by him, brantford didn't want to let him go he's that good! He came over in the Will D trade and Paris minor hockey has never looked stronger in net. Joining him between the pipes is home grown Christian lights out W. this kid is just that lights out between the pipes, nothing gets by him either, the coaches don't even have to get pucks out of the net in practice cause they arent in there!!! He was also set to Play for Brantford when the Paris GM made a last minute deal to steal him and get him back in his hometown!!! Hockey Mom Sancey P was quoted as saying this is gonna be a great year o joyous everyone. Hockey Grandparent Rick S was quoted as saying I'm not sure about the coaching this year, we will see, back in my day we wore sears catalogues for shin pads but we were tough.